what if people think i have crabs in my eyebrows?: Archive

June 2013

thank you god

Jun 19, 201330,559 notes

#fUCK #i feel like this is the moment my entire life has been leading up to

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

Jun 19, 201377,355 notes

#willing to have children if it means i can have a moment like this jfc

im totally okay with bugs and touching them and stuff like i think they’re super cool buT NOT WHEN I FIND ONE JUST RANDOMLY CHILLIN ON MY BACK LIKE ITS AT SOME FUCKIN HOLIDAY INN WHAT THE FUCK

Jun 19, 20131 note

#i felt something on like the back of my shoulder or whatever and reached back aND ENDED UP GRABBING THE FUCKING THING #I ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE A FUCKING PTERODACTYL JFC #also good to see yall enjoying me utting things up my nose omg

Jun 19, 201312 notes

#one of them fell out while taking the picture and my eyes almost fell out of my head omfg #every time i get distracted it usually ends up with something up my nose???? #to be deleted because jfc

fun fact of the day: i have a bad habbit of sticking things up my nose when im bored

Jun 19, 20131 note

#proff coming right up

theskyoutsidethecity:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

jesus fucking christ

Jun 18, 2013100,597 notes

#this is my favorte post???

Jun 18, 201351 notes

#same team lol nudge nudge wink wink #but also ouch #scandal #mellie grant

Jun 18, 2013129 notes

#Olivia Pope #kerry washington #scandal #scandal abc #bb girl ♥‿♥ #my poop #mps #tv show meme

Jun 18, 2013493 notes

#oohhh so pretty #Castle

if you don’t think the huxtable family lip syncing ray charles’ “night time is the right time” is the best thing to happen in television history then im sorry but we cant be friends

Jun 18, 20133 notes

#but really though

“I’m not in a relationship, I’m just on my own—I am myself in my own bed. I have to be happy being alone, and I am happy. I believe that I will be loved again, in the right way. I know I’m worth it.” —Katy Perry, VOGUE 2013 (via iheartkatyperry)

Jun 18, 2013716 notes

#baaaaaby #shut up dont look at me leave me alone #do you ever forget how much you love someone or whatever but thEN IT ALL SUDDENLY COMES BACK YOU #yeah this is one of those moments gooDBYE #katy perry

pretty sure life would be 105% easier if i was a totally hot babe

Jun 18, 20135 notes

#siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh #i mean im babe and i know it ((JOKES)) but not a totally hot one u feel

your blog is awesome. your edits and gifs are amazing and you're lovely

Jun 17, 20132 notes

#anonymous

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

Jun 17, 201371,402 notes

#can we do this again omg PLEASE #'no' you all say unison

Jun 17, 201325,517 notes